I’ve received reports that deep in the forests of the Congo there is a wild animal capable of wielding firearms.
Since I knew that this could be no ordinary creature, I went to Africa to see for myself. ▣ An intelligent wild animal with a gun?
Arriving at the located where this “wild animal” was last spotted, I only found banana peels and guns scattered all over the place.
What sort of creature is capable of using guns and enjoys eating so many bananas?
More information will be released soon, so stay tuned, Agents!